Pike County Pants

We were listening to The Awesomest Radio Station Ever, WSIG 96.9FM, on the way back from the 'stock this afternoon. It was Cowboy Classics hour and they played "Sweet Betsy from Pike". 

I resolved to, some day, start a business named Pike County Pants. I also have plans to start an apparel company named Agitprop. My dilemma is: I have these two fantastic names (in addition, of course, to Motorhead Amalgamated Steel Conglomerate) and the only things I make well are, like, diapers, nursing wraps, 

tote bags...cute kiddie things. Not bitchin' t-shirts with silk screened adaptations of Soviet realist images, items truly deserving of such awesome labels.

You know, I would buy diapers labeled Pike County Pants.