I have no ambitious resolutions this year, like "run for senate" or "learn Czech." My mental tab has recorded the following in the past week:

1. Return e-mails that have been sitting in my in-box for 22 months. Additionally, I will respond promptly to future e-mails and voice-mails.
2. Improve my grammar.
   
3. Learn how to use the "Call Reject" feature on Dan's cell phone.
   
4. Buy photo emulsion remover.
5. Make more stuff. More often. More different. Give it away.
6. Devise ways to use my silkscreen in a nursery.
   
7. Run more races. Expand my race t-shirt collection.
8. Look into home brewing.
9. Get rid of more stuff. Give toys and clothes away.
10. Get my Mystery of Harris Burdick prints framed.
11. Wear perfume. Not eau de toilette. Perfume. The goods.
    
12. Get my car fixed: banish the Eye of Sauron that the "Check Engine" light on my console has become. Once and for all. Observe: