I'm thinking that the logical hybrid of these two concepts is "Lou Dobbs Money Hour" incense.

They sell "Money Stay With Me" incense at the Dollar General down the block, and the frequently depleted display leads me to believe that there's a considerable market in Winchester for this stuff.

I discussed this with Dan, and he mentioned personality rights and how Lou Dobbs might want a piece of my lucky mojo.

But... I could screen it!